What Men Can't Do

I have been saving these up as I observed them, and present them now for laughs.

Things Men Are Incapable Of

1. Putting dirty laundry in the hamper (in a heap next to it does NOT count).

2. Changing sheets.

3. Putting the dirty dishes into the sink (in a stack next to the sink does NOT
count).

4. Putting up the groceries.

5. Choosing an outfit for a baby that remotely matches.


I'll come up with a list of things women can't do when I think of some. None come to mind at present. ;)