Things Men Are Incapable Of
1. Putting dirty laundry in the hamper (in a heap next to it does NOT count).
2. Changing sheets.
3. Putting the dirty dishes into the sink (in a stack next to the sink does NOT
4. Putting up the groceries.
5. Choosing an outfit for a baby that remotely matches.
I'll come up with a list of things women can't do when I think of some. None come to mind at present. ;)