Reasons to Wear a Big Red Hat

THE OBVIOUS REASONS:

1. You like big red hats.

2. You are in the Red Hat Society.

3. You are a cardinal.

THE PRACTICAL REASONS:

1. It adds instant flare to your outfit.

2. It covers up messy hair.

3. Maybe wearing a big red hat will distract everyone from the dark circles under your eyes. I've tried it!

THE BEST REASON TO WEAR A BIG RED HAT:

You can jump out at people shouting, "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"