When I saw this image I was confused.
If one doesn't simply "paint" one's nails, what on Arda does one do? Is there something I need to be told, some womanly art I have not been instructed in? I need answers, people!
The other thing I could not help but think was, "Alas for Boromir! Tis likely best that he did not live to see this day."
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